Musings on Minutiae
“The joke-per-dollar bargain of the year!”
- Barry Parham,
author of Why I Hate Straws: An offbeat worldview of an offbeat world
“Life’s most mundane minutes would be delightfully entertaining with Weston Locher around.”
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MUSINGS ON MINUTIAE
- 50 hilarious columns over 160 pages!
- Re-written, re-edited, and re-mastered for maximum hilarity!
- Includes never before published essays!
Welcome to Weston Locher’s Musings on Minutiae where the author offers up hilarious observations and insights on topics of great importance such as:
Living in an urban apartment complex – “…if I become an admitted pet owner, then I have to pay not only a several hundred dollar deposit to the apartment complex, but I’m pretty sure that they also reserve the right to harvest some of my bodily organs…”
His Childhood Memories – “Our family was nearly torn apart on several occasions by arguments started when the refrigerator door was open for what my father deemed as ‘too long.’”
Working in the corporate world – “The first way not to shake hands is executed by receiving someone’s hand in yours and proceeding to squeeze it tightly, hurting the other party as if they were responsible for a past death in your family, or your adoption as a child.”
What happens when his imagination gets the best of him – “Ever since the robot was first invented, there have been people who swear up and down that this marks the first step towards the fall of man … To be fair, their arguments are backed with scientific fact taken from documentary films such as The Terminator, The Matrix, and RoboCop.”
Life with felines – “They scamper in front of my legs, causing me to fall and face plant into whatever furniture is closest. They especially like to play this game when I’m carrying piping hot coffee.”
What Amazon.com Readers are Saying…
“Weston’s witty way with words, his wry humor, and his wide-ranging choice of topics all make for a memorable and hilarious read.”
“This book is hilarious! The author has a real gift for storytelling and I found myself laughing so hard, my face hurt.”
“Do yourself a favor and pick up this book, you won’t regret it!
This is observational humor at it’s finest!”
“[Locher] will simply ask you to accompany him on a meandering journey down his memory lane- which you’ll start to notice bears a striking resemblance to your own.”
“The author’s humor is so addictive I caught myself saying, ‘just one more story…’ at the end of EVERY story.”
“The author really has a way of making just about anything hilarious.”
“Set the book next to the toilet and you will find yourself spending way more time there then you planned!!! So funny, it is addictive.”
“I hope to see more books from this author, he does not disappoint!”
“This is Weston Locher`s first book and I guarantee you, it won’t be his last.
It was so great I read it in one sitting.”
“This book cures what ails you with laughter by the pagefull.
“I was bothering my family with ‘read this part’ or ‘listen to this one!’
Lots of real laugh out loud moments too.”
“Sprinkled throughout are everyday accounts in which witty Weston is able to portray immense amounts of humor by skewing the angle.”
“This book was absolutely hilarious! I had a blast reading the essays and anecdotes that are Weston Locher’s life.”
“Once I started reading the book I could not put it down … I would recommend this book to anyone or everyone that needs a good laugh because that is exactly what the author provides.”
“I think one of Mr. Locher’s talents is seeing the humor in things that people notice and ponder but never take it to the next level.”
“If you’re looking for a quick, light read, that makes you smile, than this is the book for you!”
“I found myself laughing out loud several times when the stories hit close to home. I look forward to more books by Weston!”